Delectable!

So today I was walking down the aisles of Albertsons looking for ideas of what to eat. As I walked through the cereals and oatmeals, something caught my eye. I thought I had seen a type of oatmeal called "monkey brains", and I had thought "nawww, can't be" and quickly blamed it on my illiteracy and/or stupidity, and a possible super mild case of dyslexia (or just plainly the stupidity). So I gave it a second glance. Lo and behold...

monkey brains!

Yes, that's right, you car-loving Goodfeeling fans! Monkey brains!

My question is...

What kind of twisted-ass world do we live in?!??!?! Where we try and get children's business by tempting them with the most vital organ in a goddamned monkey! Better yet, what kind of freaky-ass kids want to eat this???

soon this is how the conversations during recess are gonna go.

Little Johnny: "Hey Billy, how's it goin?"

Little Billy: "Good! You'll never guess what I had for breakfast today."

Little Johnny: "Oh yeah? What's that?"

Little Billy: "Monkey Brains!"

Little Johnny: "Oh that's nothing, I had a human fetus!"

Artist's rendering of suspected "Little Johnny":

Don't look into his eyes, he'll steal your soul... then eat it...